5 /5 Kyle Egan: A golden light in the chicken scene,
Where the crinkle-cut fries are crisp and clean!
I sent my boy on a mission so grand,
The best little wingman in all of the land.
He marched to the counter, a hero so small,
To stand by the register, sturdy and tall.
He looked at the lady and turned on the charm,
With a baby-voice "rizz" that could do no one harm!
"May I have some sauce?" he asked with a grin,
A playful little tactic to get us a win.
He batted his lashes, he played it so sweet,
Bringing a smile to the girl on her feet!
The lobby was bright and the spirit was high,
With a twinkle of fun in his little boy eye.
The sauce was secured with a laugh and a cheer,
The best Zaxbys visit we’ve had all year!